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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

June 1st ... by the numbers

2 girls and $1.00 in kool aid sales

  • 90 degrees at 11am
  • 2 crazy little girls setting up 1 Kool aid stand
  • 2 customers
  • 1 dollar in sales
  • 50 cents each
  • 1 after-shower surprise for me (a kool aid stand set up by stealthy children while I got clean)
  • 50 more miles to put on my car illegally before another emissions inspection
  • 250 dollar fine if i'm busted driving with an expired tag
  • 0 chance of getting tag renewed without emissions passing
  • 1 screwed up law introduced by tree-hugging hippies that added a "clean air force" to Georgia's government system, thereby creating yet another government entity that needs to be staffed, paid, enforced and otherwise waste money on. (oh yeah, and to cost folks money in emissions inspections and potentially increase the chance that more fines can be levied against taxpayers who are forced to drive illegally trying to pass an emissions inspection after doing repairs in order to comply)
  • 1 trip to Barnes and Noble with Elise - her favorite store.... and time to reward her for that excellent report card!!
You have 1 great day. I'm off to have 1 too :)

Em

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